Lois Murphy
- Nothing is as simple as it parrait
- Everything takes longer than you think
- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. If everything seems
- vonctionner correctly, then you have obviously overlooked something.
- The openness of a computer is as great as its power cord
- An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less, until he knows absolutely everything About anything.
- All great discoveries are made by mistake
- We do not know of a lillionème anything
- A program, when running, is obsolete
- A computer makes as many mistakes in 20 seconds than 20 people for 20 years tranvaillant
- Build something that even an idiot can use, and only a fool will want to use
Military Laws
- Bullets allied no
- If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid
- If you fail the first time, called Air reinforcement
- Never share the trench with someone braver than you
- Never forget that your weapon was machined the cheapest manufacturers
- If your attack is going well, it's an ambush
- chemain The easiest is always undermined
- Never fire, it irritates everyone around you
- balls always take precedence
- No combat ready unit has passed inspection
- No unit has survived inspected ready to battle
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- Anything you do can you kill, even if you do nothing
- Military Intelligence (MI) is a contradiction
- Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity
- If in doubt, empty your magazine
- Do not get up if you can sit, do not esseyez if you can lie, do not stay awake if you can sleep
- Never be the first , never be the last, never be voluntary.
- There is always a solution, and in general it does not work.
- Never say that you have nothing to do.
- If you have an urgent need of an officer made a nap
Act of Love
- you love a person is inversely proportional to the love that you wear
Sex Acts
- Virginity can be cured
- When the light goes out, all women are beautiful
- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
- Better to have love and lost that love, than never to have loved at all
- You never commit adultery, unless he wants you
- A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not like it
- Beauty is skin deep like the ugliness going to the bone
- smile, others will wonder what you think
- There is no difference between an idiot and a scientist when falls in love
Other laws
- Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or makes you fat
- The light at the end of the tunnel Fanale is a train coming at full speed
- The Friends come and go, the annemie accumulate
- The next queue always moves faster
- Whoever has the money makes the rules
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