Monday, February 19, 2007

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The Truman Show


-The bonheu awaits around the corner!

-That Is A Beer!

-In case I do not see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

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Lois Murphy


  • Nothing is as simple as it parrait
  • Everything takes longer than you think
  • Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. If everything seems
  • vonctionner correctly, then you have obviously overlooked something.
  • The openness of a computer is as great as its power cord
  • An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less, until he knows absolutely everything About anything.
  • All great discoveries are made by mistake
  • We do not know of a lillionème anything
  • A program, when running, is obsolete
  • A computer makes as many mistakes in 20 seconds than 20 people for 20 years tranvaillant
  • Build something that even an idiot can use, and only a fool will want to use

Military Laws

  • Bullets allied no
  • If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid
  • If you fail the first time, called Air reinforcement
  • Never share the trench with someone braver than you
  • Never forget that your weapon was machined the cheapest manufacturers
  • If your attack is going well, it's an ambush
  • chemain The easiest is always undermined
  • Never fire, it irritates everyone around you
  • balls always take precedence
  • No combat ready unit has passed inspection
  • No unit has survived inspected ready to battle
  • If the enemy is in range, so are you
  • Anything you do can you kill, even if you do nothing
  • Military Intelligence (MI) is a contradiction
  • Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity
  • If in doubt, empty your magazine
  • Do not get up if you can sit, do not esseyez if you can lie, do not stay awake if you can sleep
  • Never be the first , never be the last, never be voluntary.
  • There is always a solution, and in general it does not work.
  • Never say that you have nothing to do.
  • If you have an urgent need of an officer made a nap

Act of Love

  • you love a person is inversely proportional to the love that you wear

Sex Acts

  • Virginity can be cured
  • When the light goes out, all women are beautiful
  • Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
  • Better to have love and lost that love, than never to have loved at all
  • You never commit adultery, unless he wants you
  • A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not like it
  • Beauty is skin deep like the ugliness going to the bone
  • smile, others will wonder what you think
  • There is no difference between an idiot and a scientist when falls in love

Other laws

  • Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or makes you fat
  • The light at the end of the tunnel Fanale is a train coming at full speed
  • The Friends come and go, the annemie accumulate
  • The next queue always moves faster
  • Whoever has the money makes the rules

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Quotes

-Eleven Minutes - Paulo Coelho
More they are silent, you are considered more intelligent

-The Celestine Prophecy
mechanisms of domination: Indifference, Intimidation, Interrogation and plaintive

Saturday, January 13, 2007

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  • I sleep in another life.
  • I bathe in the heureusité
  • Always do what it tempts us
  • Sees The Carps
  • Life is a compat futile against death
  • Moe will always ch'capable
  • Blessed are the simple mind
  • is not saying we will have something.
  • It's better to have 1% of something than 100% of nothing

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I am not Canadian


-I 'm not Unemployed, gold smuggling cigarettes Across the border.
-I don't eat Pepsi and May Wests for breakfast.
-I don't watch the hockey game doin' it doggy style.
And non, I don't know Claude, Manon or François in Abitibi-Témiscamingue ;
but I'm sure dey all 'ave nice teeth.
-I smoke in church.
-I speak Québécois and Joual ; not French or Hanglish [sic];
and
-I pronounce it 'turd', not 'third'.
-And eating french fries with cheese makes sense, mon esti;
-I believe in distinct society – as long as someone else pays for it.
-I believe in language police, not equal rights.
-And, calice, I believe that "Club Super Sexe" is an appropriate place for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire!
-What da hell, she goes on at ten, anyway!
-In Québec, the Stanley Cup actually comes round more often than Halley's Comet.
-I can get beer at the dépanneur , not at the convenience store.
-And maybe I can't turn right on a red light, but, tabarnac, I can go right through it!
-Because Québec is the world's largest producer of maple syrup, the 'ome of Céline Dion and Roch Voisine ;
-The land where everybody is shackin' up, and the legal drinking age is just a suggestion.
-Je m'appelle Guy - and h'I [sic] h'am [sic] not Canadian. (Mautadit tabarnac esti ...)
hello Thanks for visiting!

Sunday, January 7, 2007

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Proverbs


  • In beautiful lie that comes from afar.
  • Every Day's Work.
  • For Valour, nothing impossible. In
  • impossible, no one is required.
  • Appetite comes with eating.
  • After rain or shine. At
  • something silver lining. At large
  • moaux for desperate remedies.
  • With is metterais Paris in a bottle.
  • Ill never gotten gains.
  • longing heart does not have what he wants.
  • As you make your bed and lying on it.
  • in doubt, we s'abteins.
  • In April, detracts not a movie, but in May is what you like.
  • Hell is paved with good intentions.
  • The end justifies the means.
  • Great minds this meet.
  • Great talkers are little doer.
  • The clothes do not make the monk.
  • Do not say, Fontaine I will not drink your water.
  • There aqueduct blaisse the truth.
  • The days are not alike.
  • Out of sight, out of mind.
  • Cold hands, warm heart.
  • Better late than never.
  • Nobody is prophet in his country.
  • Idleness is the mother of all vices.
  • rolling stone gathers no moss.
  • The morning rain gladdens pellerin.
  • When the wine is drawn, it must be drunk. Who
  • tough love.
  • Silence conscent.
  • Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
  • All truth is not good to say.
  • There is no use running, you must leave on time.
  • Everything comes to him who waits.
  • One lost, ten found.
  • Forewarned is forearmed.
  • A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

The ways of wisdom

Monday, January 1, 2007

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Paulo Coelho - Veronika decides to die

  • How to judge, in a world where you sefforce to survive at any cost those who decide die? Nobody can judge. Everyone knows the dimenssion of his own displeasure, and thus know if his life is meaningless.
  • Reason die of Veronika
  1. Everything in his life is like, and once the youth is past, it would decay, old age which Brand leaves irreversible disease, friends disappear. She would gain nothing by continuing to live, the risk of suffering would only increase
  2. By reading newspapers, watching television, she knew what was happening. Everything was going wrong and she had no way to remedy this situation, which gave him a feeling of utter uselessness.

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Jacques Godbout - The display of Happiness


-The audiovisual product of uncultivated informed.